Inspiro Concordia
(Inspire Harmony)
2020: Act 1: Scene 1
Mama Murphy, comedian,
is back at Southern Command.
A rush of communications
started coming in from
Friends, Neighbors, and Countrymen
concerned
about the current State
of the Union.
True to her calling as a
Superhero Action Figure
Mama activated
the local community call chain
to swiftly...
as the Reverend Barney would say it...
“Nip it in the bud, Andy.
Just nip it in the bud.”
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Brrring! Brrring!
Hello?
Hi... yes. Mrs. Pelosi?
West coast Mrs. Pelosi?
Yes.
This is Mama Murphy...
from the South Coast.
Your Covenant son is bullying
the sweet moms and dads
and children in California.
Not to mention
all my drum corps students
in spring training
for this upcoming tour season...
you know...
The Blue Devils,
The Santa Clara Vanguard.
Now I know that
boys can be boys sometimes
and maybe Gav
just wanted to take the
California economy
out for a spin...
sort of like a teenage kid
with his daddy’s
super duper sports car.
The problem is
he’s been driving pretty darn
recklessly
and endangering
good faith citizen’s lives out there
in California.
He and a bunch of boys
must have been caught up
in one of those gangs
we used to hear about.
Some of those boys
are down here
on the South Coast too,
and maybe they’re up to
no good mischief
along our East Coast, too.
As a fellow mama,
I’m just giving you a call
to see if you would have a talk
with your son
about respect
for the lives of others.
He and those other boys
out and about in the country
are bullying the little ones
and endangering their safety.
It got so bad here,
we just canceled Spring Break.
You wouldn’t believe
the increase in traffic accidents
with all those unchaperoned kids
driving around town.
What sort of parents
let their kids
vacation at the beach
unchaperoned?
Good news is
they all went back home.
Bad news is
they bought up all our
toilet paper to take with them...
afraid they might not be able
to buy any when they got back to
Ohio and New York
and all sorts of places where
other silly boys
are driving recklessly
with the economic engines
of their states.
Silly kids.
Isn’t Mr. Whipple in Ohio?
Why with his Charmin factory alone
there should be plenty of
huggable, squeezably soft
bathroom tissue
for the entire country,
let alone the good state of Ohio.
It was lovely to see you
at the Christmas pageant.
I thought all the boys and girls
did a great job with their lines.
It’s good for those sweeties
to practice on the microphone
every now and then.
Thank you Mrs. Pelosi
for speaking with Gav.
These kids...
they grow up so fast.
Say hi to Mr. Pelosi for me...
and Dorsey... bless his heart.
He’s doing such a good job
with his twitter service.
What a smart young man
you have out there.
He’s doing such a great job
with such a big responsibility.
We’re blessed to have him
on the United States team.
Well Mrs. Pelosi,
I know you’ve got
all sorts of things to do today,
and I do too.
Just wanted to give you a call
and make sure
we all have a safe, fun,
2020 season.
Love you sweetie.
Talk to you again soon.
Oh... I almost forgot...
do you know Ron’s mama?
Ron Desantis?
Bless his heart,
he’s such a joker sometimes.
He and a bunch of boys here
thought it would be funny
to nail boards
with signs blocking
good faith access to our beaches.
Hardworking
United States construction crews
just rebuilt those accesses,
some of them just this past winter.
I talked to those crews
each morning
on my beach walk
before I swam
seeing their progress
and thanking them
for doing such a great job,
and now those boys
are already defacing public property
by nailing those two-by-fours
with those ugly signs
across them.
There’s a lot of people here
who walk and swim
on the beach
as their sacred practice
and healthy exercise routine.
I know those boys
must have had a good laugh
at such a mischievous prank.
The problem was
they blocked the access
to the public restroom facilities
beachgoers and neighborhood walkers
use on their morning healthy constitution
exercise routines.
And those ugly boys
pretending to be cops and
sworn Constitution protectors
of United States citizens
wouldn’t let our neighbors
use the public restrooms.
If you know Ron’s mama,
could you give her a call?
If not
I’ll give Mrs. Trump a call.
She’s got the PTA membership list.
Wouldn’t want these boys
just playing silly pranks
to prevent
one of our healthy, active
veteran retirees down here
from having access
to public restroom facilities
when they’re used to
having that on their
healthy morning walks and jogs.
Love you sweetie.
Talk to you soon.
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Brrring! Brrring!
Hello?
Hi... yes. Mrs. Trump?
East Coast Mrs. Trump?
Yes.
This is Mama Murphy...
from the South Coast.
Do you have
little Ron’s mama’s number?
No, not Ronnie Howard...
although
I might need to call his mama next...
or maybe that sweet one
is actually grown up enough
to have his very own Superhero phone.
If any young man would be responsible
with a United States Superhero phone
it would certainly be
Andy and Mrs. C’s son.
Which Ron’s mama’s number?
Ron Desantis.
It should be on the
PTA membership list.
Bless his heart,
that little sweetie
must have gotten all caught up
in some of that silly
pranking some of the older boys
have been doin’.
He and a bunch of kids
actually nailed two-by-fours across
our public beach accesses
with silly signs
about that focus-grouped
new healthcare thriller movie
they must be filming
just for social media
adrenaline boosts.
Anyway,
me and the girls exercise
in the water at the beach
every day.
It’s my healthy lifestyle routine
which allows me
and the girls
to run in place in the water
and not have all the issues
that endowed women have
running on land.
In high school
I was a long distance runner,
but after The Almighty
endowed me with my
Breastplate of Righteousness
the only way I can run
is in water.
It’s the same as those
thoroughbred racing horse
training facilities
that have those magnificent horses
exercise in water
to heal and maintain
their normal cardio routines
between races.
And I can’t swim or run
in chlorine pools...
it causes asthma
and all sorts of unhealthy issues...
especially to the eyes, skin, and lungs.
It’s why if I had a pool,
I would convert it to saltwater.
Mrs. Trump,
as a fellow endowed, United States
and Great State of Florida mama,
could you give Ron’s mama a call
and get our beaches open again?
Bless their hearts,
these boys just don’t have any idea
the self-disciplined responsibility it takes
to shoulder
the Breastplate of Righteousness
as The Almighty
has instructed me.
Thank you Mrs. Trump.
You’re as elegant and gorgeous
as ever.
It’s lovely to have you
as a radiant example of style
and feminine beauty
for America’s young
mamaless girls.
Women are the models of
light, nurturing, and gentle grace
in the world.
How’s the weather down there
in your part of Florida?
Up here
it’s been a spectacular spring so far
and the water is still cool
from the winter...
so it’s a super refreshing workout.
Maybe those boys
just nailed those two-by-fours there
to give me the additional
workout exercise practice
of firmly stepping up in the stirrup
and throwing my leg over a horse again.
I mean I don’t always need
a set of Tecovas cowboy boots
to find my pair
and saddle up the horses
if we’ve got a trail to blaze...
especially
if it’s nothing but a couple of
two-by-fours
between good Faith citizens
and the wild blue yonder
of these sacred beaches
and God’s Amazing Grace.
Bless their hearts.
They know how I love horses too.
Those silly youngins
don’t realize all the horses
they are endangering
by stopping the economy.
My horse was like that...
his owners divorced
and the wife could no longer
afford to keep him
or his other stablemates.
When he came to me
his mane was all tangled
with brambles and his coat was dirty
from being out in the open pasture
just down the road.
I was going to buy him
and restore him
to his full magnificence and glory
when my first music CD was successful
and I prosperously owned
my own ranch.
I guess young girls these days
don’t learn much respect
for the good faith lives and dreams of
strong, industrious,
married women any more.
Maybe if they realized
how much it hurts the horses too,
they’d stop
before they captured a married man,
and destroyed the loving,
wholesome family goals and home
of a sweetheart, trusting
wife and children.
That’s why The Almighty
endowed me with the
Breastplate of Righteousness...
solely to defend and protect
my husband, children,
household, assets, and businesses
from the seduction
and criminal sex home invasion of
“big titties”
as my Covenant Army son
calls them.
There would be
no threat
from that silliness
on my watch.
I did whatever it took
to break the distracting spell
of that seductive criminal,
and stood my lawfully protected ground,
to defend my homeland
from one of the most
disrespectful and uncivilized
domestic enemies.
There was no question of
protect or not protect
when it came to my children
and future grandchildren.
And so, Mrs. Trump,
that’s when I became
a superhero action figure...
who, now, along with Aquaman,
can only run
my long distance exercise routine
in the gulf here at the beach.
Those “health” “experts”
must not know about
low impact aerobic training.
Maybe you didn’t know Mrs. Trump
that endowed women
can actually have
great running workout routines
safely and comfortably
in the gulf/ocean.
And wow!
What a view!
It’s much better than watching
24/7 negative TV on a treadmill.
Thank you for Ron’s mama’s number.
I’m sure she’ll gently,
discreetly explain to him
why closing the beaches
in a state
that is all coastline
on three full sides,
negatively effected and infringed
the healthy workout,
and healthy lifestyle routines of millions
of his fellow Sunshine State Floridians.
It’s why we live here.
As fellow United States citizens,
the ocean and beach
are our Constitutionally protected
healthy way of life.
It’s why The Almighty
brought me here.
Oh... and do you have
Andrew’s teacher’s number?
Andrew Gillum.
I’m not sure who taught that sweet one
that ending Stand Your Ground laws
is anything we do here,
or even consider
in the United States.
Bless his heart.
His teacher
is endangering all our citizens
misguiding
our best and brightest like that.
In the United States,
our citizens always
have a Right
a Second Amendment Right
to defend themselves,
their loved ones,
and their property,
from criminals and thugs.
Always.
Bless his heart,
right after Hurricane Michael
someone sent that sweetie out
to campaign in our
hardest hit neighborhoods
proudly advertising
that he, Andrew Gillum,
was going to end
their Right
their Constitutional Right
to protect themselves,
their loved ones,
and property,
during an emergency like that.
The principal at that school...
needs to have a serious look
at the textbooks his teachers are using,
because United States Americans
ALWAYS
have a Right
a self-evident Right
a Second Amendment Right
to defend themselves
against criminals
and those who might
insanely, violently violate
their oath of representative office
and go beyond the authority
The Constitution specifically
restricts them from even trying...
let alone recklessly driving
with our state economies
like intoxicated teenage hooligans.
Stuff like firebombing
innocent men, women, and children
and actually being so evil
they codenamed that “raid”
“Showtime”.
Mrs. Trump
do you know...
18 of the children
who died that day
in that out of control
non-representative
of United States Constitution
tyranny...
18 of those sweetie sweet
most trusting and innocent among us
who were ordered to be
firebombed and mass murdered
that day
at the Mount Carmel Center
right here in the heartland
of the United States
by “representatives”
in direct, criminal violation
of their Oath of Office and only authority
which is to protect United States citizens
and their Constitution assured
2nd Amendment Right
to keep and bear arms
to defend themselves
and their loved ones
and their 4th Amendment Right
to be secure in their person,
house, papers, and effects...
18 of our 82 United States citizens
massacred that day,
were under the age of 10.
Love you sweetie.
Tell President Trump
thank you
for protecting our Great Nation
from ever having to witness
on live TV
or be concerned or
called to defend against
such insane, heinous, criminal
evil
perpetrated against
our own United States citizens
ever again.
As mamas...
we have to make sure
that shall never be allowed
to seek representative position
or “represent” United States Americans
ever again.
To a Superhero Protector of the Homeland,
Socialism and Communism
are the ultimate arch enemies
of Life, Liberty, and the Freedoms
good faith United States citizens
embody and protect
Constitutionally.
Those citizens have a right
to individually
have those political views,
but they can never force them
because those philosophies
are self-evidently
disqualified from seeking any
United States Constitution Representative
position.
It’s like a tyrannosaurus rex
seeking a representative position
to protect the life, liberty, and happiness
and healthcare
of his main food source.
That’s what the concept of
universal healthcare is...
like that T-Rex.
Domestic enemies
in “representative” positions
weakening and sickening the population
through non-stop discussions by
people who aren’t healthy themselves,
and then attempt to militantly restrict
the regular exercise routines
and livelihoods of
healthy, active, prosperous citizens,
tyrannically gaining financial benefit
and their livelihoods
from that sick psychological warfare
and economic destruction
of our own people.
Thank you Mrs. Trump.
Sweetie, you’re doing a great job
as our PTA Presiding Representative.
Talk to you soon.
:-)
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I’m Mary Murphy.
To kids of all ages,
I’m known as Mama Murphy.
Because I love this great Nation of ours,
I’m standing
for the Office of
President of the United States.
I am not running against anyone.
I am standing for the Office of President
in complement
to our current Presiding Representative
as the best Representation
of what represents the Best
in each of us.
Who we are.
What we aspire to.
The stuff great life is made of.
If by some miracle of Providence
I am appointed
by vote of the American people
to our highest
Representative position,
perhaps then
my husband of 33 years
will again find value
and endearment towards
his faithful wife
as First Knight towards his Lady,
as she faithfully, honorably stands
on behalf of the American people
as President and Commander-in-Chief
Mama Murphy.
More soon.
Much love,
M
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Introducing
the Sunshine powered
Lucky Corvette.
Unlimited miles.
Zero emission.
Zero fuel cost.
And if Trump
wants another 4 years as President,
Mama
never has to worry
about running out of gas,
or charging an electric vehicle
in the rain,
while silly mischievous boys
drive recklessly
with our economic engines
drunk in the intoxicating power
of thinking they can act like Biff
and threaten everyday fellow
United States citizens
like nothing but a bunch of
schoolyard bullies
picking on little kids
and taking all their lunch money.
Plus,
unlike other hybrid
environmentally friendly vehicles
it’s sexy,
and appeals to the senses
in the most wholesome
Almighty way.
Mama’s sunshine powered
Lucky Corvette
is pure, dynamic performance
and faithfully maintains
the classic, beefy
Corvette curves and backend.
What a concept.
Plus with all the
cool, whizzy engineering
Elon Musk is single-handedly
wowing us with,
we’ll be driving on Sunshine
really soon
and not ever have concerns
about energy dependence
or silly boys holding entire states
in this great Nation
hostage
like nothing but pathetic
third world dictators,
tyrants, and thugs.
These are the type guys
our good men and women in
United States Military service
fought and eradicated,
and then
went the extra mile and
wholesomely liberated
those entire nations
and fellow human beings
having victoriously freed them
from oppressors and tyrants
no one made in the image of God,
or The Almighty,
was ever intended to suffer.
We can do this.
Boys and girls,
ladies and gentlemen.
Here’s your assignment:
Personally read
The Declaration of Independence,
The Constitution,
and especially
The Bill of Rights
and understand
exactly
who, what, and why
we are the Greatest Nation
on Earth.
Only in the United States
is the individual citizen
endowed by their Creator
with certain inalienable rights
of Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of
Happiness.
Liberty
noun
the state of being free within society
from oppressive restrictions
imposed by authority
on one’s good faith way of life.
Boys and girls.
United States Americans
are on the same team.
We are not at war
against each other.
Socialism and Communism
are antithetical to individual Liberty.
Those concepts, in their very nature,
are unconstitutional
and are never a consideration
in this great Nation.
They are not “political opinions”
or views eligible in any way
for “voting” consideration.
We are a free and prosperous people.
Those governing philosophies
enslave entire populations
and all manner of tyrannies
are militantly imposed
against good faith,
sweetheart, prosperous lives,
goals, dreams, and aspirations.
As peaceful, harmonious musicians,
it can be really tempting
to just agree to whatever
non-Constitution representative forces
are insisting,
especially during times
like what they’re dramatizing
when there are no gigs,
and no work,
and seemingly no other choice...
boys and girls
that’s the same sort of thing
they said to me.
Mama...
there’s nothing more we can do.
You’re down to 98 pounds...
we think it will just get worse and
you might even have to have surgery.
That’s when Jesus
walked in the room
looked me straight in the eyes
carried me through all space and time
and said to me,
You’re not gonna die.
I’m doing a new work.
Do you want to be well?
And here I am.
Almost 12 years later,
a Faith, Family, and Forte Superhero
and
CEO of LOUD Mouthpieces
Home of the Million Dollar Mouthpiece,
calling up Ron’s mama
to get the Great State of Florida’s
beaches re-opened...
while simultaneously
getting this economy
Roaring
Healthy
and Prosperous
just like we as good faith
United States citizens
always
do.
And the best part...
there’ll be no politics,
debates,
or politicians
involved.
Just United States citizens
doing what The United States does best...
Triumph.
Mama... could you say that
just a little LOUDer...
TRIUMPH.
Remember who you are...
you are a LOUD Mother....
TRIUMPH!
... oh what the hell...
Hulk... sweetie...
could you demonstrate
your awesome Almighty
ROAR
for me please
so the boys and girls
remember it?
And now could you demonstrate
the SHOUT
that revived Ironman...
so the boys and girls
can remember
what that sounds like too?
And at that moment,
all the boys and girls in the room
remembered
what that mighty Roar sounds like
in each one of their hearts.
Silently,
powerfully,
effectively
energizing them
with a new dynamic force
only intelligent, Faithful,
Superhero United States Americans
understand.
It’s the good faith strength
and infinite power
embodied
in calm, self-disciplined
one Nation
under God
Indivisible
ROAR.
Note:
Today’s LOUD presentation,
was a dramatization.
Sort of like Argo... combined with
The Grinch That Stole Christmas
The Office, Parks and Recreation,
Field of Dreams, Zootopia, and
The Incredibles.
No actual conversations took place,
although,
I’m not sure why conversations
like these very ones, couldn’t happen.
We’re all on the same team.
We all root for the Home Team
in the United States, if you’re not...
what the hell?
My kids, directors, and parents
need to know
if there’s going to be
a drum corps season,
or marching band season,
they need to know
if they get to play
little league baseball,
or tennis,
or anything
normal healthy active kids do
whose parents have the freedom
to work and provide for their families
in peace, safety, and good faith freedom.
My symphony guys
need to know if they are going to be able
to provide for themselves
and their families.
My cruise ship performers
need to know if they’ll have gigs soon.
My church choirs and orchestras
need to know
when they can resume
regular services, and
community outreach programs
and mission trips.
You see in the United States,
we all
are on a need to know basis
when this sort of silliness
is being shoved into our lives.
Our LOUD fans
are smart, intelligent,
super gifted and talented individuals
who have a Constitutional Right to be secure
in their person, house, papers, and effects.
They have a Constitutional right to assemble
peaceably
and give amazing musical performances
to bring comfort and harmony,
balance, and normal celebration of life
to our fellow music patrons and fans.
Representative position in America
should be like an engine
that runs quietly in the background,
certainly not something
that incessantly interrupts
our daily good faith lives
and now our very economic strength
and stability.
If this nonsense is to gain
“political” power
in an election year
you guys are morons
who have clearly demonstrated
you can’t handle
just simply protecting, upholding, and
preserving The Constitution,
The Bill of Rights,
and The Declaration of Independence
which clearly defines
all this nonsense
as tyranny.
It’s like shutting down
housing construction
in your entire State
because just one man with a hammer
got a splinter
and we all have to hold our breath
as to whether it will be infected,
or need surgery, or be quarantined
because golly gee whiz,
one splinter
anywhere in the world
is just one too many.
Some of these guys
should go out on Drum Corps tour.
They wouldn’t last a second
their immune systems are so weak.
I mean golly,
just playing on a school instrument...
basically the equivalent
of passing a Blow Pop sucker
around your entire low brass section
for several years of performance,
would give the
“experts” at the CDC
a nervous breakdown.
It’s why
here at LOUD,
we encourage
at minimum,
personal mouthpiece ownership.
And golly,
the whole spit valve mechanism...
emptied right there on the bandroom
or stage floor...
bless their hearts.
Who are these fearful, sick people?
How many grandmas and grandpas
have attended school performances
and sat right there
in school auditoriums
where hundreds of kids
with all sorts of stuff
all over their hands
and jeans, and
the bottom of their shoes
assemble and learn
in an orderly fashion
millions of times all over this country
every single day...
and had no issue
whatsoever.
It takes a certain
United States Home of the Brave
personal constitution
to use the restroom
or eat with utensils
in school cafeterias
in elementary, middle,
and high schools
in this country.
It’s why all that nonsense
comes from somewhere else.
And not here.
We have clean drinking water.
We have indoor plumbing.
We know to always wash our hands
after using the restroom
or handling gross stuff.
And we know to wash our instruments
and mouthpieces every now and then
especially if we’ve had a cold
or have been sick.
It’s just good common sense.
Do you know just how far away
China actually is from most
everyday United States citizens?
And Italy?
My goodness, gracious.
Those Founding Documents
Stand.
Those who violate
their oath of office
as nothing but a proxy representative
of those very documents
in an attempt to
overthrow our limited framework
of governance
and force tyranny...
do not.
It’s why I dynamically,
dramatically called
both these mamas today.
In the United States of America,
if I saw them at the local grocery store
we should be able to have
these very same conversations,
except hopefully...
without all the need for
three mamas
getting this economy
jump started
and good faith United States citizens
back to normal
Great American life.
Election cycles in America
have become endless
monopolizations of our time
and now
good faith way of life.
That wasn’t in any way
what our founding fathers
intended or even imagined,
and in fact,
is exactly the very thing
they fought the Revolutionary War
to free us all from.
They basically met for two weeks
and then went back to their good faith lives,
because The Constitution
and specifically The Bill of Rights
defined what good faith civility
as a decent, moral individual
and moral people is,
and actually made sure to restrict
any Constitution Representative position
from violating those very rights
by attempting to enslave or terrorize
our good faith citizens.
All those men and their families
embodied that good faith life.
And once it was secured
and we were free from further tyranny,
there was nothing left to “govern”
because they all self-governed themselves,
in good faith,
just like the vast majority of Us... do.
Good faith Individual sovereignty
is an assured Right
in this Nation.
That’s it.
Boys and girls,
ladies and gentlemen,
we are already in
the Land of the Free
and Home of the Brave,
and have those awesome
Founding Documents
to protect, uphold and preserve it.
The only “change”
that needs to be made is one of
those individuals
who have for some reason
been misguided into thinking
one group of United States citizens
can “lord” over another
in now, almost grotesque
tyranny.
Grotesque... because
we literally have the knowledge
and technologies
generations before us
couldn’t even imagine
and only thought as stuff
of science fiction.
Wars and rumors of wars,
scarcity, economic shutdowns,
in this day and time
are absurd.
If Representative impersonators
are doing things
in other nations that we don’t
condone or approve of
that does not in any way
Represent
who we are as a good faith people.
You see in real deal dictatorships
and politically dominated countries
we know exactly who is causing
all the ruckus.
We know it’s not their everyday citizens,
any more than our everyday citizens here
would purposely bully
another good faith human being.
I have a wonderful surprise
coming very soon.
Until then,
Play LOUD.
Play it because you mean it.
Love your audience.
You will always... prevail.
I love you.
M
