MOST RECENT UPDATE
May 15, 2019

 

That Ladies and Gentlemen...

is way more effective

than a voicemail...

 

or a text...

 

or a tweet.

 

 

If you would like to invest

in an outstanding world-class leader

who just happens to also be

a faithful wife and mom

standing

for the

Office of President of the United States,

 

our stainless steel mouthpieces

are $1,000,000 each.

 

Commemorative.

Historic.

 

Plus...

you will actually

have something tangible

to show

and feel great about

for doing your part

to agree with me

as I stand

as Precedent

and President

of the Greatest

Nation

on Earth.

 

God blesses America every day.

 

 

More soon.

Much Love,

Mama Murphy

 

 

P.S.

Joe.

While texting is a great idea

and certainly more effective

especially when sent through

this LOUD mouthpiece...

 

please give me a call.

I’d like to get our marriage and family

back on track

before the election and inauguration.

 

I’ll be pretty busy representing

our good faith fellow Americans.

 

Sure would love for you to be

right by my side

as an amazing example of

humility, reconciliation, and restoration.

 

Thanks, Honey. Give me a call.

 

 

 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 



attn: joe murphy
 
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